Twisted Humor
- One good turn gets most of the blanket
- Life is uncertain, eat dessert first
- Dogs believe they are humans. Cats believe they are God.
- My Karma ran over your Dogma
- Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
- Out of Body. Back in five minutes.
- Just because you're smart doesn't mean the other guy is stupid.
- Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions.
- I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
- Life is God's way of preserving meat.
- I put the 'fun' in dysfunctional
- Baroque(adj.): When you are out of Monet
- Life is a bitch but some of the puppies are cute.
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