You Know You're Too Stressed When

• You can achieve a "runners high" by sitting up.
• The sun is too loud.
• You are missing several days from this week.
• Trees begin to chase you.
• You can see individual air molecules vibrating.
• You wonder if brewing is "really" a necessary step for the consumption of coffee.
• You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you've said it before.
• You can hear mimes.
• Things become "very clear." Everything is "very clear, indeed."
• You ask the drive-thru attendant if you can get your order to go.

• Your heart beats in 7/8 time.

• You and reality file for divorce.
• You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you've said it before.
• It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.
• You can travel without moving.
• Antacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.
• You discover the aesthetic beauty of office supplies.
• You begin to talk to yourself, then disagree about the subject, get into a nasty tiff over it, lose, and refuse to speak to yourself for the next day.
• You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you've said it before